Dark jokes

• Going to war without the French is like... World War II
• Why does the French flag have Velcro?So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.
• What did France used to be called ?Germany, until the Brits saved them.
• How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it.
• How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?1: None, they just sit in the dark and cry.Or2: Two, one to change it and one to write a poem about how much they miss the old light bulb.
• How many French students does it take to change a light bulb?About two - don"t ask me why, it was just a stab in the dark.
• Has anyone else seen the new Batman film "The Dark Knight"?I thought Heath Ledger"s performance was really convincing; You couldn"t even see the strings.
• I"m still a virgin. I"ve been waiting for the right person...In fact, I"ve been waiting for the right person every night this week, in an alley between 11pm and 1am.
• I was shagging that bird from the chip shop until 1am last night.You should"ve seen the length of the queue when we finished!
• Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street. All of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "are you OK Paddy? Is it dark down there?" To which Paddy replied, "I don"t know, I can"t see a fuckin" thing."
• Paddy and Murphy fall down a well."Dark down here, ain"t it?" says Paddy."I don"t know, I can"t see a thing," says Murphy.