Dance jokes

• Did you hear about the spastic who won a dance contest?He only stood up to get a drink.
• How would a dyslexic person dance the Y.M.C.A.?
• Why do mice have small balls ?Not that many of them know how to dance !
• Did you here about the Epileptic that won the break dancing competition?He just got up to get a pack of smokes!
• The great thing about being deaf is that having a conversation with someone makes you look like a professional rave dancer
• Where do Blacks learn their fancy dance moves?They spend the first 9 months of their lives dodging coat hangers.
• George Sampson, teenage winner of Britain"s Got Talent "08, has been advised by doctors never to perform his winning dance routine in public, for fear that it may leave him crippled for life.It"s not that the routine itself is dangerous. It"s just that if he keeps dancing like a queer, he"s likely to get the shit kicked out of him when he goes back to school.
• A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You"re just like Frank."Passenger: "Who?"Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. There"s a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Frank every single time."Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano."Passenger: "Sounds like he was something, huh?"Cabbie: "He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody"s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out."Passenger. "Wow, some guy, ehh?Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get into them.""Passenger" Mmm, not many like that around."Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too."Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"Cabbie: "I married his ex-wife."
• What"s 60 feet long and stinks of piss?A conga in an old peoples home!!
• Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner.One says to the other, "jeez, i"d really like to dance with that girl."The other man replies, "well go ahead and ask her, don"t be a chickenshit."So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "excuse me. would you be so kind as to dance with me?"Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "i"m sorry. right now i"m contemplating on matrimony, and i"d rather sit than dance."So the man humbly returns to his friend "so what did she say?" asks the friend.The drunk responded, "she said she"s constipated on macaroni, and would rather shit in her pants."
• A friend just won"t stop going on about this idea for a musical he has."There"s no need to make a song and a dance about it," I said.