Curry jokes

• Why are uncles like curries?Bad ones hurt your arsehole.
• The contestants in Big Brother India are said to be gutted that Jade Goody was diagnosed with cervical cancer and had to leave the show immediately.They had been looking forward to pissing in her curry and wiping their arses on her naan bread.
• I went for an Indian last night. The waiter came over and said "Curry OK?"I said "Go on then, one song then you can fuck off".
• I fancied a curry last night, so I rang my local Restaurant. I couldn"t believe it, even the take away uses a fucking Indian Call Centre.
• I had a meal last night in the new Muslim Curry House that has opened near meI won"t be doing that again, I woke up this morning with the Shi"ite"s
• The Paki"s Prayer....Our Father who art in Bradford,Patel be thy name,Thy curry come,Thy stinging bum,On earth as it is in Rochdale,Give us this day our daily naan,And forgive us our smell,And help those that hold our smell against us,For thine is the prayer mat,The Nissan Almera,For ever & ever,AHMED
• Shipman was sitting in his cell when the guard brought his dinner in."Chicken Korma tonight, Shipman," the cheery guard says.An hour later, the guard returns and notices that Shipman has hardly touched his curry."What"s wrong with your dinner?", he asks."Oh nothing," Shipman replies. "But I could"ve murdered a naan."
• What"s brown with spunk in it?Jade Goody"s next curry. .
• I had a really spicy curry last night, and now my arse is in fucking tatters. I feel like a girl who"s been on a blind date with John Leslie.
• A customer is ordering food in an Indian restaurant."Waiter, what"s this Chicken Tarka?"The waiter replies, "it"s the same as Chicken Tikka, but it"s a little "Otter."