Crash jokes

• The plane in Spain falls mainly on the runway.
• How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
• Man United have announced they are dedicating their Champions league victory to the man who immortalised the Busby Babes.The pilot.
• Lucky that family left their home in Farnborough for the weekend before the plane crashed into it.But its a shame they left the landing-lights on
• It has been reported in the press that Steven Hawking suffered a terrible crash today.....luckily, though, he was able to reboot.
• A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub.Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours.
• A lorry carrying copies of Roget"s Thesaurus crashed on the M1 yesterday, shedding it"s load across the carriageway.Onlookers are said to be stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished, shocked, flabbergasted, startled, speechless and amazed.
• Why did Princess Diana cross the road?She wasn"t wearing her seatbelt.
• A man goes to the World Trade Center. He says "I want to buy a jumbo jet""We don"t sell jumbo jets here sir", was the reply."Well you"ve got one in the window!"
• I just loaded "Colin McRae"s Helicopter Simulator" onto my PC, but it keeps crashing!
• I see that the Spanish are doing cheap flights to the Canary Islands, but I just can"t see them taking off.