Coon jokes
- Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?To get all their stuff back.
- what do you call 100 niggers in the back of a van?A good days hunting
- Why did George W. Bush call an exterminator?Because a coon and a beaver are trying to get in the White House.
- What do you call a black man with ginger hair?A cunt
- Why are niggers like sperm?Only 1 in a Million actually works
- What do you call a black person in a tree?A pine-coon.
- There was a blackout in my street last night...Everyone had to stay indoors until the police shot the cunt!
- What do you get if you cross an Irish man and a black man?A leprecoon.
- Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?They heard there were no jobs there.
- What are the 3 shortest books ever written?Jewish business ethicsItalian war heroesandNegroes I have met whilst yachting.
- Why did the nigger cross the road?I tugged his neck-chain in that direction.
- Why do black parents watch Crimewatch?They like to know where their kids are.
- Dear Points of View,I am appalled at the level of racism nowadays on the BBC. Last night I watched Crimewatch. It was all wogs, niggers, pakis and coons!
- Apparently if you only ever ate bananas you would never need to wipe your arse after having a crap.I wondered why my mate Leroy never seems to spend more than a minute in the shithouse.
- What is the definition of mass confusion?Fathers Day in Brixton
- In the original 1950s film "The Dambusters", the lead character had a dog named Nigger.The producers of the remake, in these more enlightened times, have had to come up with a more politically correct name.He will now be known as......Drug Pushing Granny Mugging Coon!
- How do you break up the "Million Man March"? Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.
- I"m quite a politically correct person. I don"t even like to call black people "black". I prefer the term "racially challenged"
- A man goes into hospital for an operation and the next day he is in the recoverery ward with the doctor.The doctor says; "I have some good news and some bad news about your operation".The man says; "Give me the bad news first".So the doctor tells him; "We had to give you two blood transfusions during your operation, one was black blood and the other was paki blood"."Shit!" Says the man. "What"s the good news?""Your cock is three inches longer and your top of the housing list!" replied the doctor.
- Once you"ve had black, you"ll want your stuff back.
- Paddy gets himself a job as a tarmac layer but on his first day he runs over a family of blacks.Paddy thought to himself "Oh fuck , i"ll be getting the sack for this in the morning.However, the following morning he receives a payslip and a bonus for ݣ1000.Surprised he confronts his foreman, who says,"You"re the only bloke I know who can lay tarmac and cats eyes at the same fucking time".
- Why won"t niggers take aspirin?They"re too proud to pick the cotton out the bottle.
- How many Polish people does it take to clean a toilet?None - that"s a nigger"s job.
- O.J Simpson is to star in a re-make of a Walt Disney classic. It"s called The Lying Coon.
- Black man walks into a bar....Well, that"s what I told the police.
- When does a black gentleman become a nigger?When he can"t hear you.
