Coke jokes

• I think our Olympic canoeists are doing great.None have gone missing so far.
• I saw some footage of all the Olympic athletes training before the games.The Chinese really stood out for me though, using the same athlete for all of the events.
• Now that the NBA players are in China for the Olympics, do you think they will get a chance to meet the six year-olds that make their shoes?
• Olympic organisers are very disappointed that so few local children have been attending Olympic events. But, be fair, how could they? They were at work.
• The olympics: The only time where millions of people can watch a 14 year old in speedos and get away with it.
• Watching the Olympic 100 metres reminded me of going to a night-club in London.You hear a gunshot and then a dozen niggers go tearing away fast as they can.
• Hollywood are going to make a film about a black cocaine dealer. Its called chocolate and the charlie factory.
• I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
• The Americans have only ever got one thing right in lifeHow to make a burger,fries & large cokeMust have had help from the British on this one
• Now that Dwain Chambers appeal has failed for running in the 2008 Olympics, he has stated that he wishes to open up an academy to help children who wish to become professional runners with their speed...............and heroin, and coke, and dope, and acid....
• According to Sebastian Coe, "There is no greater feeling than representing your country at the Olympics."Really? Surely having Angelina Jolie sitting on your cock, whilst you snort coke off Jessica Alba"s tits would feel greater?
• Ladies: to us, the size of your tits is irrelevant, in fact tits are a lot like Coke or Pepsi:We might state a preference, but we"ll take whatever"s on the tap, as long as it"s not flat.[Jason John Whitehead]
• I found out that condoms are not one hundred percent effective.Please don"t make the same mistake I did. Always double bag your coke before swallowing!
• What"s fat and ugly and likes coke for breakfast?Kerry Katona
• A blonde woman is standing in front of a Coke machine. She puts 50p in, takes the Coke and puts it in her pocket, puts 50p in, takes the Coke and puts it in her pocket, puts 50p in, takes the Coke and puts it in her pockets... before long she has a can of Coke in every pocket. Still she keeps going, stacking the Coke cans on the floor around her.The guy behind her in the queue is naturally growing exasperated and finally asks, "What are you doing?!"She responds, "Duh, I"m winning."