Clown jokes

• How do you stop a clown from laughing?Hit it in the face with an axe.
• Is it me or does Cherie Blair look like a clown having a heart attack ?
• How do you stop a clown laughing?Rape its kids...
• Gang rape is not funny.Not unless you"re all wearing clown suits, of course.
• I was coming home from work today and I saw a Nun riding on a Clowns back.Now that"s just virgin" on the ridiculous.
• I always take my work very seriously, which is why I"m a shit clown.
• A man who is friends with the manager at the local zoo is called into the managers office."I need to ask you a favour" he says. "There"s a school group coming tomorrow especially to see the silverback gorilla but he died earlier today. What I want you to do is dress up in a gorilla suit and pose as the gorilla to avoid disappointment.""No problem" says the man. "This should be fun."The next day he is in the enclosure nice and early in his gorilla suit clowning around and trying to act like any real gorilla would. The children arrive and he starts to act up for them and they all start to laugh at him. He starts to swing on the rope swing and gets quite a good reception. This encourages him a bit too much and he gets over confident and goes too high. He falls off in mid air and lands straight in the lion cage. Surrounded by lions and scared he takes the head of his suit off and screams "Help, help, I"m not really a gorilla." One lion moves closer to him and whispers. "shut the hell up or you"ll get us all sacked."
• Part 1:What"s funnier than a dead baby?A dead baby in a clown costume.Part 2:What"s funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume?Half a dead baby in a clown costume.part 3:What"s funnier than a half a dead baby in a clown costume?Half a dead baby in a clown costume next to a kid with down"s syndrome.
• What"s sexier than a dead baby?A dead baby in lingerie!
• What"s funnier than a clown?A clown with Down"s Syndrome