Clit jokes

• What happened when the pope went to Mount Olive?Popeye nearly killed him
• What do you call a bag full of vaginas?Clitoris allsorts.
• Q: What is the medical term for the fatty tissue, surrounding the clitoris?A: The wife
• Why do hippos make love underwater?Have YOU ever tried keeping a nine pound clitoris wet!
• 36DD breasts covered in warm Belgian chocolateErect pierced nipples with gold nipple rings topped with whipped creamFreshly shaven pussy framed in patent leather open crotch pantiesMoist clit covered in strawberry jamThis is not just any porn.......This is M&S porn.
• A five-year-old kid goes up to his mam and asks, "Mummy, how do you spell clitoris?"To which his mam replies, "ask your dad, it was on the tip of his tongue last night."
• Why are more niggers hit by cars in the winter?They"re easier to see.
• Two men are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says,"You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she"d been there for three weeks. Man, I"m tellin" you, her clit was just like a pickle.""What," the other asks. "Green?"."No," says the first. "A bit sour."
• The post office have just released a new stamp in the shape of a clitoris...it"s not selling too well as only 3% of the population know how to lick it properly
• What did the dwarf get when he ran through a woman"s legs? A clit round the ear and a flap across the face!
• Walking down the high street, a woman spies a shop doorway she"s never seen before. Pinned to the front is a sign: "Clit-licking frog-inside".Checking to make sure no-one"s watching, she darts in, only to find an almost bare store."Er, can you help me?" she asks the man behind the counter.He looks up and grins widely."Oui, mademoiselle!"
• I tried to look up Clit in the dictionary........................but I couldn"t find it.