Cliff jokes

• What do you call a black man falling over a cliff?Chocolate drop.What do you call it if he survives?Black magic.
• Two chavs race their Novas off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first. Who wins?Society.
• Christmas time.Valium and wine.Children indulging in serious crime.With dad on the weed and mum high on crack.Christmas is magic when your family is black!
• Two Drums and a Cymbal fall off a cliff....Badoom Boom Tshhhhhhh
• I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone and he was crying. I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all alone?" He replied, with tears in his eyes, "My mum"s down there at the bottom. She fell!""That"s terrible!" I said. "And your dad?""He"s down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell too!""That"s awful!" I said. We shared a quiet moment there, together, looking out at the sky over that grand cliff. And then, when he asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told him, "Son, today just isn"t your day."
• What"s got 60 legs, 3 teeth and smells of piss?The front row at a Cliff Richard gig.
• Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova, a shame?A Nova seats 4.Why is it a shame to see 4 chavs going over the edge of a cliff in a nova?There"s always room in the boot.
• Enoch Powell stood crying his eye"s out at the cliff edge...A man goes up to him to ask what the problem is:-"What"s wrong Enoch, why are you so upset?""A bus load of Paki"s has just driven over the cliff!!""Surely that"s no reason to be so upset?""It is!! There was one fucking seat free!"
• What do you call a coach load of paki"s going over a cliff?A start!!
• A priest fell over this cliff, and was hanging on with his fingertips, and he looked up and said, "Lord, can you help me? And a voice said, "Let go of the cliff, your body will be dashed on the rocks below, and this time tomorrow you will be sat on the right-hand side of God." And the priest said, "Is there anyone else up there who can fuckin" help me?"
• I"ve always said to my girlfriend: "You can"t drive to save your life!"Glad to be proved right...she drove off a cliff this morning.