- What did one lesbian frog say to the other? By God, we DO taste like chicken!!!
- What came first, the chicken or the egg?...Neither.No-one came until the rooster did.
- Why did the pervert cross the road?Because his cock was stuck in the chicken!
- Why do niggers keep chickens in their backyard?To teach their children how to walk
- two blondes doing a crossword ......one says "flightless bird from iceland 6 and 7 letters"second blond says "thats easy, frozen chicken, stupid!!"
- A chicken walks up to a duck stood at the side of the road, and says "Don"t do it mate, you"ll never hear the end of it!"
- I went to the doctors today.Turns out i have Chicken Pox and Alzheimer"s.But thats not all, I also have chicken pox
- I took this girl out for a meal last night, she had frog"s legs and chicken breasts... but she had a fucking lovely personality, bless her!!
- What does an Irish girl do after she"s sucked cock?Spits out the feathers.
- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury"s store but she couldn"t find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, "do these turkeys get any bigger?"The assistant replied, "I"m afraid not, madam, they"re dead."
- A chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard. Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go get the farmer,save me, save me!!!" The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can"t find him. So he gets the farmer"s BMW and drives it over to the mud pit,lassos the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says,"Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life..."Then a couple days later they"re playing again and this time the chicken falls into the pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help me!!! Go get the farmer!!!" The horse looks everywhere, but he can"t find the farmer, and he then says to the chicken, "Its, OK, I think I can get you out on my own." The horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my dick." The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horsesaves the chickens" life.So what"s the moral of the story?If you"re hung like a horse, you don"t need a BMW to pick up chicks.
- What"s the difference between kinky and perverse?Kinky is using a feather, perverse is using the whole chicken.
- A bloke keeps chickens and one day an egg rolls out of the chicken run and onto his Pakistani neighbours garden.The Pakistani guy picks it up and says, "this is my egg now."The Chicken owner says, "I think you will find it"s actually mine.""No, it"s on my land therefore it"s mine," says the Pakistani guy."In England, when we have a dispute over something, we perform a little ritual," says the owner."What"s that then?" asks the Pakistani."We take it in turns to kick each other in the bollocks and the first one to go down loses, and as it"s my egg I get to go first.""Okay, let"s go for it."The Pakistani braces himself whilst the English guy takes a long run and then gives him one almighty kick right in the gonads.With tears in his eyes and his legs seriously shaking, the Pakistani guy manages to compose himself and in a very high pitched voice says, "okay, I didn"t go down, it"s my turn now."The English guy replies, "fuck it - you can keep it."
- Why didn"t the Chinaman use the Olympics to speak out about his barbaric and repressive totalitarian government?He was too yellow.
- why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid the chicken-shagger.
- A chicken is sitting on the sofa. The cow comes over and says "moooooooove ovvver". And the chicken replies "Fuck fuck fuckoff"