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hey baby, did you fall from heaven? because your face is pretty messed up
Did you know that 95% of girls masturbate in the shower?
- U asshole!
Yeah it's true. You know what the other 5% do?
- No what?
Oh so you're in the 95% I see :)
Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
*wait for a look of revulsion*
What you don't like pizza?
hey you - your really sexy - we should go out on a date..
girl say "sorry - i have a boyfriend"
i say " no way - i have a maths test on monday"
she say "whats that go to do with anything?"
i say - "oh sorry - i just thought we were making a list of things we could cheat on!" ;)
hey baby - ur really hot - you wanna play the fire engine game?
how do u play?
well - i start running myhand up your leg untill you say "red light"
"fire engines dont stop for red lights :)!"
*puts hand on shoulder*
"9 out of 10 rapes start with a shoulder touch and a conversation about apples."
*lean in closer*
"Granny smith's are my favorite"
Hey wanna fuck and order some pizza?
WTF is wrong with you?!?!
Well, we can have chinese or something else, there's no need to get pissed!
"Helllooooo pretty, do you want to play rape?"
her: NOOOO!
"THATS THE SPIRIRT"
