Celtic jokes

• Why do Scotsmen have blue willies? Because they are tight fisted wankers.
• Seen on a menu in ScotlandVegetarian Option - Fuck off
• The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher.
• What does a Celtic fan do when his team beats Barca in the Champions League?Turn off his PS3 and go back to bed with his sister.FUCK YOU BAWBAG !!!!!!!!!!!Haaa Yasss!!!!
• Three Celtic fans walk into a bar... a priest, a poof and a paedophile... and that was just the first one.
• Why do Celtic fans whistle whilst sitting on the bog? So they know which end to wipe.
• A Glaswegian staggers home from the pub pissed one night, with three cans of paint. He immediately sets about painting the living-room red, blue and white.His wife eventually comes downstairs and says, "For fuck"s sake, you think more of Rangers than you think of me!"He says, "Honey, I think more of fucking Celtic than I do of you!"
• A young boy was leaving Celtic Park when he was run over by a passing bus. A fellow fan, seeing him lying bloodied and bruised in his Celtic top, cradles him in his arms and asks him, "would you like me to call you a priest?"The boy replied, "for fuck"s sake, mister, I"m dying - I haven"t the strength to give him a blow job."