- My wife has the body of a 16 year old school girl.She keeps it in the fridge.
- Why do farmers get buried three feet under ground?So they can still get a hand-out.
- The crossword editor of the sun newspaper died today, his funeral is on monday...he"s going to be buried six down and three across
- Earlier today, I did a joke about Jade Goody. It got buried. Unlike her.She"s getting cremated!
- Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "what are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I"ve just buried him." The neighbour was concerned. "That"s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn"t it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that"s because he"s inside your cat."
- What"s the difference between doughnutboys"s jokes and a murder victim?It takes longer to bury the murder victim!
- A good friend of mine got told by his doctor last week that, if he didn"t give up drinking from Monday to Friday, he would probably end up dead.So he did. We buried the poor fucker this morning - he died of dehydration.