Bulimia jokes

• Why do bulimics love KFC?Because it comes with a bucket.
• John Prescott has revealed that he suffers from bulimia.He says the stress of his duties as Deputy Prime Minister drove him to gorge himself with food.And he was so busy, he kept forgetting to puke.
• What does John Prescott call two fingers ?Dessert !
• I went for a drink with a bulimic girl last night. I was a bit worried about mentioning her illness, but once she had a drink down her she brought it up straight away.
• Went to a bulimic birthday party today. I saw a cake pop out of a girl.
• Do you know what really makes me sick?Bulimia.
• So its been announced that John Prescott suffered from Bulimia.By the size of that bastard I reckon he had amnesia as well.
• Some Scottish people shouted some abuse at me this morning so I did what John Prescott did:I went home and ate loads of pies.
• So John Prescott has admitted to suffering from Bulimia?A bit too late in my opinion - he should have brought it up at the time.
• All these women who claim they have Bulimia make me sick.Which is good, because I could do with losing some weight.
• When someone does something good you say have a cookie. When say it to a bulimic..they have a cookie and then give it back.
• I just read an article about bulimia. Poor people, it makes you sick doesn"t it?
• My poor wife suffers from both Bulimia and Alzheimer"s.She sits there all day long stuffing her face with cakes, chocolates, crips and ice-cream and then forgets to be sick.