Brown jokes

• What is brown and runs round your garden??The fence!!!
• Credit Crunch,The new breakfast cereal from Gordon Brown.
• Really angry just now. I just had 500 business cards printed out they read:John Brown, TherapistStupid fuckers forgot to put a space in my profession.
• I went to a car boot the other day. I found an old, brown, bent leathery tool.....Turned out to be David Dickinson
• I went to see Chubby Brown at the weekend. As soon as he came on stage I started shouting "You fat bastard! You fat bastard!"Then I was told by security that that sort of behaviour wasn"t tolerated at the Labour party conference.
• What"s brown and rhymes with Snoop?Dr. Dre.
• George W Bush and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. The both decide to test it by asking a question each. George goes first"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existant, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"Gordon Brown thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I"ll have a bit of that" so he asks "What will Britain be like in 100 years time?"The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it."Come on Gordon" sys Geroge, "Share what it says""I can"t read it George! Its all in Punjabi!"
• What"s brown and sticky?My poster of Beyonce
• I"m having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice.I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.The vet replied " Muzzle "im? " No, I said- I think he"s an atheist.
• Apparently, Madeleine"s abductor was drawn to her distinctive brown eye...
• Steve Davis (of snooker fame) pulls a delightful groupie after a tournament and ends up in his hotel room after several drinks...Desperate to get on with shagging her idol, she strips off and gets on all fours presenting her arse in the air...Our Steve, not a man to rush... drops his trousers and starts staring at the girls arse, moving from side to side and raising and lowering his head..."Are you going to fuck me?" shouts the girl...."Yes, but I don"t know if I should go for the easy pink or the tight brown!!"
• What"s the difference between Gordon Brown and Robert Mugabe?One"s a fat idiot who lost control of the country and is wrecking its economy. The other is Robert Mugabe.