Brother jokes

• I lost 5 Kilos last week...Bloody sniffer dogs
• Last week my mate was sent to prison for selling drugs. He got 6 years; one for the possession of the drugs,and five years for retailing using non-metric weights and measures.
• My brother was injured while attacking an armoured unit in the Gulf War.His PlayStation blew up.
• My brother and his wife brought round their new baby today.The old one had ginger hair.
• go on to redtube, and search for "cybersex mistake".Post a link on forum next time, but video is quite funny
• My younger brother"s an example of what can happen to people who get involved with drugs...A porsche and his own house by the age of 20.
• My younger brother"s really happy today - he"s leaving home to do an apprenticeship with Man Utd.We"re gonna say he"s in prison for rape.
• When I was fucking this girl last night, she called out my brother"s name instead of mine. What did I expect though? They"d been married 20 years.
• I had a very traumatic childhood. I"ve never told anyone this before, but when I was 12 my parents forced me to have sex with my little sister.Well, okay, maybe they didn"t physically force me. But when they bought her that really cute school uniform, they didn"t leave me any choice.
• In response to news that Jade Goody has cervical cancer, a spokesperson for Big Brother has said, "it doesn"t surprise me, she"s always been a rotten cunt."
• "Fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardisation of "fo" sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardisation of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastardisation of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother"