Bridgend jokes

• Apparently Bebo is gaining great popularity in Bridgend. The kids have really got the hang of it.
• Went to Bridgend for a night out, turned out pretty boring.Lots of people just hanging about.
• I called the Samaritans in Bridgend the other day, the voice at the other end told me they were very busy at the moment so please hang on the line.
• What have Bridgend and my wardrobe got in common? Hangers!
• Apparently The Samaritans in Bridgend have now gone ex directory.
• Have a great Business Idea for the Dragons Den lot.Looking for £100,000 with 10% equity.A Rope shop in Bridgend..............
• Hanging upside down for 3 days in New York sounds too easy to me.If David Blaine wanted a real challenge, he should have done it in Bridgend.
• I hear the swinging scene is quite good in Bridgend.
• Archaeologists have discovered the eighth wonder of the world...The Hanging Gardens of Bridgend!!!
• I just lost at Hangman Didn"t know the place name_____ | || 0| /|| / |-----------BRI_GEN_
• It"s really bad in Bridgend, I went into Halfords to buy a tow rope and they asked me what size collar I was
• You think it"s cold here?It"s minus 21 in Bridgend.....
• Forget winning the Lottery.I"m off to open a rope shop in Bridgend.
• The Welsh parliament is concerned about Gary Glitter"s wish to return to the UKHe has heard there are some well hung kids in Bridgend