Bra jokes

• Bloody feminists. They should all be put behind bras.
• Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?When you take it off you wonder where her tits went..
• Did you hear about the new All Black and Wallaby bra?Plenty of support and no cup.
• The All Blacks have a new bra.It has lots of support but no cup
• A top British scientist has invented a bra that stops tits bobbing up and down and nipples from sticking out in the cold.His colleagues have kicked his fucking head in!
• What do you look for in a good Bra?A cracking pair of tits, usually.
• Whenever I see a girl put her newly bought lottery ticket down her bra for safe keeping, I feel the urge to go for a lucky dip.
• A recent study found that 45% of men have been injured while undoing a woman"s bra.That"s correct. While unfastening a woman"s stabilising device, men have received strained tendons, scratches, and other similar injuries.Actually I can vouch for that. I got injured today while trying to undo a woman"s bra. When I undid the woman in front of me in the checkout line, she turned and hit me with a can of peas.
• "Mummy, Mummy! Can I wear a bra now that I"m 12?""No David."
• Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn"t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can"t Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake{G} Get a Reduction{H} Help me, I"ve fallen and I can"t get up!
• Three blokes go to a strip club, two English blokes and a Scottish chap. After being seated at a table near the front, this sexy blonde girl comes over and starts dancing on their table. After a couple of minutes, the stripper has taken off everything apart from her bra and panties. When she takes off her bra, the first English bloke licks a twenty pound note and slaps it to her right arse cheek, next the second English man licks a twenty pound note and slaps it to her left arse cheek. Then she takes off her panties and the Scottish bloke gets his credit card, swipes her arse and takes the fuckin" forty quid!
• The other day i was mocking my wife "Why do you wear a bra? You"ve got nothing to put in it"Fucking bitch replied "You wear briefs, don"t you"
• How did the wonder bra get its name?When women take them off you"ll wonder where their tits have gone!
• What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?If we don"t get some support soon, people are going to think we"re nuts.