Boxing jokes

• Its really interesting - Amir Khan enters the ring as a British Sporting Icon, and leaves as a fucking paki.
• I think Amir Khan should hang up his gloves for a paint brush.As he likes to spend most of his time on the canvas.
• I really admire Amir Khan for setting an example to the Paki society.At least he knows his fucking place!...on the floor with a fat lip!
• Never mind the George Foreman grill.Just bought the new Amir Khan toaster.Unfortunately,it only does one round.
• Now that the Paralympics have started, I for one am really looking forward to the schizophrenic boxing.
• Why is Don King like Michael Barrymore?Both will see you get a good fisting in the ring!
• Fe Fi Fo Fum???Chris Eubanks phone number!!
• If a boxer at the Paralympics is having trouble meeting his weight limit..can he just chop a bit more off?
• SHOWBIZ NEWS:Amir Khan is in talks with Hollywood producers over making a sequel to "Gone in 60 Seconds"
• What"s the difference between Amir Khan and a Rustler"s burger?About seven seconds.
• "Of course there has been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them serious"-Mike Tyson
• I enjoyed the boxing tonight- all of Amir Khan"s large family were there- which meant that it was a perfect chance for me and my mates to break into their shop.
• Why doesn"t Lennox Lewis have a playstation?Cos he is an ex-boxer.
• Amir Khan"s 1st round knockout.I haven"t laughed like that in 6 years and 362 days.
• What"s the difference between Frank Bruno and Michael Barrymore?One"s being battered around the ring and the other one"s a boxer