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They decided to take the blue smarties out of the tube as they were causing harm to the public?It would have been a smarter idea to remove the browns from the tube ... as this would have prevented the london bombings.
Ike Turner never liked white girls; he always liked them black and blue.
Roses are red,Violets are blue,I"ve got Alzheimer"s,This little piggy went to market.
What is black and blue, and doesn"t like sex?A rape victim.
What"s blue and fucks old ladies?Me in my lucky blue coat.
Frank Lampard"s mum was a West Ham supporter for most of her life.She turned blue near the end though.
What"s blue, hangs in the corner and doesn"t fit any more?Ian Curtis.
What"s blue and flies round the room?A baby with a punctured lung.
What"s blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a pool?A baby with burst water wings.