Blind jokes

• I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.She never saw me coming.
• The opening ceremony for the Paralympics has been cancelled after the blind Olympic Torch Bearer got lost in South Korea.Apparently the fuckers have eaten his guide dog
• I see the Black girl in the Big Brother house has admitted she is a thief.Next they will be telling us the Blind guy cannot see.
• I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance."Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids, so I thought, "Fuck it. I could win that!"
• You know that signs that say, "GUIDE DOGS ONLY", well who is it directed at? The dog?
• What"s black and runs into walls?Jordan"s baby.
• I walked into a blind man today. I didn"t see him.I couldn"t believe the irony.
• Stevie Wonder is being interviewed. The interviewer asks "So, Stevie, how do you cope with being blind?"Stevie replies, "It"s OK. At least I"m not black."
• Here"s a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day......There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.By imitating the action of brushing one"s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses,how should he express himself?Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of Sunglasses."If you got this wrong, please turn off your computer and call it a day.I"ve got mine shutting down right now.(You know you missed it too, so shut down your computer.)
• How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?It"s not hard.
• I understand that we are living in the "politically correct" age - everything needs to be wheelchair friendly, in Punjabi and Polish but, seriously, do we really need information signs in Braille - at a fucking art gallery? That"s true, by the way. http://www.manchestergalleries.org/planning-your-visit/access/What"s next, ipods for the deaf? But seriously, it"s political correctness gone mad. I mean, they are even putting instructions on toothbrush boxes in Arabic - next time you buy one, check it out. That"s just crazy - I mean, whoever heard of a Muslim who brushes his teeth?
• Whats the saddest thing in the world? Putting a blind man in a circle room and saying your dinners in the corner