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I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.She never saw me coming.
The opening ceremony for the Paralympics has been cancelled after the blind Olympic Torch Bearer got lost in South Korea.Apparently the fuckers have eaten his guide dog
I see the Black girl in the Big Brother house has admitted she is a thief.Next they will be telling us the Blind guy cannot see.
I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance."Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids, so I thought, "Fuck it. I could win that!"
You know that signs that say, "GUIDE DOGS ONLY", well who is it directed at? The dog?
What"s black and runs into walls?Jordan"s baby.
I walked into a blind man today. I didn"t see him.I couldn"t believe the irony.
Stevie Wonder is being interviewed. The interviewer asks "So, Stevie, how do you cope with being blind?"Stevie replies, "It"s OK. At least I"m not black."
Here"s a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day......There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.By imitating the action of brushing one"s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses,how should he express himself?Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of Sunglasses."If you got this wrong, please turn off your computer and call it a day.I"ve got mine shutting down right now.(You know you missed it too, so shut down your computer.)
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?It"s not hard.
I understand that we are living in the "politically correct" age - everything needs to be wheelchair friendly, in Punjabi and Polish but, seriously, do we really need information signs in Braille - at a fucking art gallery? That"s true, by the way. http://www.manchestergalleries.org/planning-your-visit/access/What"s next, ipods for the deaf? But seriously, it"s political correctness gone mad. I mean, they are even putting instructions on toothbrush boxes in Arabic - next time you buy one, check it out. That"s just crazy - I mean, whoever heard of a Muslim who brushes his teeth?
Whats the saddest thing in the world?
Putting a blind man in a circle room and saying your dinners in the corner