Black jokes

• Why are aspirins white? Because they work.
• How many NYPD officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?None, he fell.
• What do you call a black guy whos flying a plane?A pilot you fucking racist.
• How do you kill 1,000 flies at once?Smack an Ethiopian in the face.
• At weekends I do my bit for the local community.I take a coachload of disadvantaged black kids to the beach.And leave them there.
• Why are black people so strong? TVs are getting heavier.
• How do you drown a black man?Pop his lip.
• There was a blackout in my street last night...Everyone had to stay indoors until the police shot the cunt!
• I had a black friend once... ....before my mum sold him.
• Did you hear about the 9 year old African boy?He was going through a mid-life crisis.
• Blacks spent years to free themselves from the chains of slavery. Blood was spilt, lives were lost, millions were displaced, and the scars will last for generations. So what do they do now they are free?They wear the biggest fucking chains they can find!
• The Olympics: The only time black people ever run BEFORE they get the gold.
• How does every black joke start?By looking over your shoulder!
• I see the Black girl in the Big Brother house has admitted she is a thief.Next they will be telling us the Blind guy cannot see.
• I"m not a racist - racism is a crime, and crime is for Black people.
• What"s white on top and black on bottom?Society.
• A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "Show me it"s true what they say about black men."So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.
• The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?"I said, "No, you"re black and you smell."
• What"s black and doesn"t work?Half of London.
• How come the movie "White Men Can"t Jump" isn"t racist, yet, when I try to make a movie called "Black Men Can"t Get Jobs," I get called a racist?
• The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "beer please, nigger."He hit the roof and said, "why don"t we swap places, let"s see how you like it."So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "beer please, honkey."I said, "sorry mate, we don"t serve niggers in here."
• Why don"t black people go on cruises?They"re not falling for that one again.
• What"s the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y"all motherfuckers ain"t gonna believe dis shit!"
• I"m quite a politically correct person. I don"t even like to call black people "black". I prefer the term "racially challenged"
• If we"d known that they"d cause this much trouble, we"d have picked the fucking cotton ourselves!
• What do you call a buncha white guys running down a hill? Avalanche. Buncha black guys? Mudslide. Bunch Mexicans? Prison break.
• a black guy is walking on the street with a big parrot on his shoulder. a little boy comes up and says "sir, what an interesting animal you got there". the parrot goes "yeah, i got him in Africa"
• What do you call a load of black people on a boat going over a waterfall? A chocolate fountain
• 75% of the world is water but in britain 75% of people are black twats
• In a dirty foundry where everyone is black from head to toe how do you tell a black man from a white man? Look at their penises.
• Why are there trees in Harlem? Public transportation.
• How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion.
• Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep? Deep down they're good people.