Bin laden jokes

• According to published reports, immediately following the Tsunami in January of 2005, all of the sharks in the Indian Ocean came down with a terrible case of diarrhoea.You try eating Thai for a whole week!
• Thai bar owners have said that business has been slow since the Tsunami, but now the regulars are drifting back in.
• How do you stop a tsunami?Throw 160,000 Asians in front of it.
• Fairy Liquid have sent out a huge aid package of their product to the Tsunami struck area of Thailand, as they had heard about all the people washing up on the beach..
• Three scouse Muslims were arrested today. The three were named: Bin Robbin, Bin Muggin and Bin Drinking. Sadly there is still no sign of Bin Workin!
• After the tsunami in Asia God phoned Bin Laden and said "Beat that, fuck face".
• So Bin Laden is dead, eh? Next the yanks will be telling us they've put a man on the moon!
• ...After numerous rounds of "We don"t even know if Osama is still alive",Osama himself decided to send George W a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:370HSSV-0773H.Bush was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA, and the Secret Service.Eventually they asked Britain"s MI6 for help.They cabled the White House:"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down."
• A survey was taken in America.Apparantly Osama Bin Laden is more famous than Michael Jackson.Yeah, I suppose, but he puts a lot less effort into his videos doesn"t he?Although it"d really freak the Americans out if he just threw in a moonwalk now and again.Who would you want looking after your kids?