Big brother jokes

• I see the Black girl in the Big Brother house has admitted she is a thief.Next they will be telling us the Blind guy cannot see.
• Apparantly the producers of Big Brother wanted to re-vamp the show, to give it a more sexy, sophisticated look. They also wanted to include more ethnic minorities in the show.I wish they would make up their fucking minds.
• I think we should put every twat that watches Big Brother into the house, turn the cameras off, lock the doors and throw away the key.
• The contestants in Big Brother India are said to be gutted that Jade Goody was diagnosed with cervical cancer and had to leave the show immediately.They had been looking forward to pissing in her curry and wiping their arses on her naan bread.
• You have to hand it to the producers of Big Brother, searching far and wide for unusual and interesting people to be housemates this year.For example, managing to find a black person, from Croydon, with a chip on her shoulder... What are the chances?
• I, for one, much prefer the Austrian version of Big Brother.
• Big Brother 9.Sixteen fucking weirdos in a small house in Elstree. Never a suicide bomber around when you need one.
• 80% of Big Brother applicants are between 16 and 24.The rest have a significantly higher IQ.
• [Geordie Accent]Day one in the Indian Big Brother House.Jade has failed the Karma task, and now has cancer.
• Big Brother 9
• During the Christmas period a Channel 4 big-wig has proposed as a good will gesture to pay for a large house for homeless people, prostitutes, single mothers, etc. to live in and enjoy over the Christmas period. It promises to be the best series of Big Brother yet.
• I feel that Mikey, the blind guy, is the Big Brother contestant who best represents the British public.We"re not watching anything in the house this year either.
• Jade Goody just released a statement: "We ain"t fucking racist. We got a coloured telly."
• Well done to Luke A for winning Big Brother. He won £50,000 and gets to turn on the Christmas lights in Hull.