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Why did Mark Chapman shoot John Lennon?Yoko ducked! After Lennon was shot, he had three days to prove his remark comparing him to Jesus was true. Why did John Lennon get shot?Yoko ducked. What is required to organise a Beatles reunion?Two bullets Why did audiences scream so loud at Beatles concerts?The shock of seeing four scousers working. Paul stood upon the grassy bank, His heart was all a-quiver,She took off her suspender belt, And her leg fell in the river. Heather Mills has been included in the 2008 edition of the Guinness Book of Records. She was the first person in history to successfully milk a beetle! What would it take to reunite "The Beatles"?Two bullets. What"s yellow and lives off dead beetles?Yoko Ono. The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album...It"s mostly drum and bass. I see they"re planning to make a biopic about the life of John Lennon.Anyone know when they start shooting? What"s the difference between cows and beatles?Heather Mills disapproves of milking cows. How can you tell when you have an official Beatles shirt? When it has a Ringo round the collar!