Batman jokes

• What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?Get in the Batmobile.
• I went to see The Dark Knight last night. Must say, I was very disappointed.I thought it was going to be a documentary about Sir Trevor McDonald.
• What is the difference between Batman and a black man?Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
• I just got thrown out of Fathers 4 Justice.Superman and Batman have told me that Super Nazi is not a real action hero.
• I went to the Video Shop the other day. I said, "can I take out Batman Forever?"They said, "no, you have to bring it back tomorrow."
• Is the new Batman movie cursed? Consider the evidence:1. Heath Ledger died from an overdose earlier this year.2. Christian Bale was arrested a few weeks ago.3. Morgan Freeman was in a serious car crash on Sunday.4. I"m planning to kidnap Maggie Gyllenhaal next weekend and keep her in my cellar as a sex slave for the rest of her natural life.Spooky, eh?
• Heath Ledger"s performance as The Joker is outstanding!! I think he has a really bright future as an actor.
• Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went, "T"PAU!" I said, "don"t you mean KAPOW??" He said, "no, I"ve got China in my hand."
• If the answer is "Cock Robin!".... what is the question:-What"s that you"ve got up my arse Batman?
• Has anyone else seen the new Batman film "The Dark Knight"?I thought Heath Ledger"s performance was really convincing; You couldn"t even see the strings.
• A drunk walks out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground he begins kicking her and screaming, "You"re not so tough tonight are you Batman!"