Barry george jokes

• What does Jill Dando and the film Notting Hill have in common?Both were shot near Chelsea
• What has Jill Dando & the milkman got in common?They both leave 4 pints on the doorstep
• So Barry George has been cleared of murdering Jill Dando, 8 years after the original trial.It seems the case hinged on a crucial piece of evidence: the original forensic investigation team had found evidence of a gun in his pocketBut more recent tests revealed that, actually, he had just been happy to see them.
• Sky News presenter Kay Burley claims she collapsed after being harassed by Barry George.She should think herself lucky - the last tv presenter he left on the floor never got up again.
• Barry George, the guy just acquited of Jill Dando"s murder, has vowed to never stalk women again after eight years in prison.Don"t be too hard on yourself, Barry, since you went in they"ve invented Facebook and we"re all fucking at it now.
• I knew all along that Barry George was innocent. There"s no way someone from Fulham would be able to shoot and hit the target.
• Barry George is in an unusually advantagous position. Having served 8 years for a crime he didn"t do, he is, strictly speaking, owed 8 years worth of crimes. Given that you tend to only get 8-10 years for sexual assault nowdays he has been in effect given "one free rape." Although I doubt that makes up for the 100s he probably got in prison.
• So, Barry George is innocent. I bet Nick Ross won"t be getting the milk off the doorstep tomorrow then.
• What do Barry George and a Jehovah"s Witness have in common?They both turn up on your doorstep and do your head in.