Asian jokes

• What was the score in the Chinese football match?Tu Wan
• What do you call a fat Chinese person?A Chunk.
• Have you heard about the famous asian Karaoke artist from Bradford?Gerupta Singh!
• What do you call an Asian with a big cock?Azif.
• I find Asian women really sexy,but Yoko Ono is a nasty looking bitch.I heard John Lennon used to scream out her last name during sex.
• Two Paki junkys injected Curry powder after they had run out of Heroin. Initial police reports say that one is in a Korma whilst the other one is stable with a dodgy Tikka.
• What do you call an Indian lesbian?Minjita.
• A spokesman for the NHS has admitted today that they made a massive error in their campaign to recruit Asian doctors.The advertising slogan read "Become a doctor in the UK... make a bomb".
• I went into a pub the other day. There was an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, two Asians, an African man, and two homosexuals.... didn"t stay long.
• A man goes into hospital for an operation and the next day he is in the recoverery ward with the doctor.The doctor says; "I have some good news and some bad news about your operation".The man says; "Give me the bad news first".So the doctor tells him; "We had to give you two blood transfusions during your operation, one was black blood and the other was paki blood"."Shit!" Says the man. "What"s the good news?""Your cock is three inches longer and your top of the housing list!" replied the doctor.
• The U.S. Army has decided not to use Jackie Chan in a recruitment ad.Apparently they didn"t want to show a Chink in their armour.
• What"s red, orange, green, pink, blue and smells?A Paki wedding
• Scientists have successfully mated a Paki with an octopus.It"s a slimy, ugly, smelly bastard, but fuck me, can it stack shelves!