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A Muslim woman knocked on my front door last night - I spoke to her through the letterbox............ See how she fucking likes it!
In Saudi Arabia it is unlawful to hang a man with a beard.They must use rope instead.
Why do the Irish have potatoes and the Arabs have oil?The Irish had first choice.
Why is Pakistani airschool so short?They only have to learn to take off.
9/11... terrible event... on the bright side, 8 dead Arabs!
What do princess diana and the twin towers have in common?They were both fucked by arabs.
Polish to the left of me,Arabs to the right,Here I am, stuck in an immigrant queue.
What do you do when you see 100 dead Arabs?Laugh and reload!
How does a shoe bomber walk?Fucking carefully is my guess
What did Princess Di and Yasser Arafat have in common?They both died in France and they were both fucking Arabs.
What have Princess Diana and a landmine got in common?They have both been laid by Arabs.
It is the year 2032, and a father and his son walk the streets of lower Manhattan. Approaching the site where the World Trade Center used to be in the end of the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, "to think that right here used to be the Twin Towers..."The son, not understanding, asks his father "What are the Twin Towers?" The father smiles and looks at the son, and explains, "The Twin Towers were two huge buildings that used to be here until 2001, when the Arabs destroyed them."The son looks up to his father, and asks, "And what are the Arabs?"
Ahmed the Arab came to England from the Middle East and he was only there a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Ahmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?" The doctor said, "You were homesick!"
An arab is walking through customs and the customs woman wants to ask him some questions."Sex?" asks the customs woman"Yes, please!" says the arab"No, I mean male or female?" says the customs womanThe arab says, "Both...and sometimes camel too!"
Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages.They"re calling it "Islam".
I think it"s great that Sarkozy has sent some troops to the Middle East.I mean, who else will show the Arab cunts how to surrender properly?
Why can"t Arabs have sex education lessons and driving lessons on the same day?The camels get too tired.
Why do muslim women wear the veil?To make sure the rain doesn"t clean them!
Just watching some Arabian football league highlights.I"ve never seen so many explosive strikers.
What do you call a arab with his hand up a camel"s arse?A mechanic.
A news reporter goes to see a Jewish man who has been going to the western wall in Israel to pray once a day for 70 years, the reporter goes up to him and says, "hello I"m a reporter for the BBC and we know you"re quite famous around this wall so we were wondering if we could ask you a few questions." The man agrees and she asks, "so we were wondering; what have you actually been praying for all of these years?"The man replies, "I have been praying for peace between the Jews and Arabs and for all world hatred and terrorism to stop, and for my children and grandchildren to grown up in a peaceful world." The news reporter says, "Wow that"s truly beautiful, how do you feel after doing this for 70 years?"The man replies, "I feel like I"ve been talking to a fucking brick wall."
What"s 10 foot long and covers a cunt?A Turban.
An Arab buys a camel and he proudly decides to ride it around his local pub carpark, causing a bit of a stir with the local drinkers."Nice camel mate," One of the drinkers commented, "Is it male or female?""It"s female!" said the Arab."How can you tell?" said the drinker."Well," the Arab explained, "on the way here today, at least twenty people yelled out,"Hey, Look at the dirty, smelly cunt on that camel!"
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of New York. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle. Just before take off, An Americangot on and took the aisle seat.After takeoff, The American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I"ll get up and get a beer.""No problem," said the American, "I"ll get it for you."While he was gone, One of the Arabs picked up the American"s shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said,"that looks good, I think I"ll have one too."Again, the American obligingly went to get it and, while he was gone, the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When theAmerican returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.He looked at the two Arabs and asked, "why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on, this fighting between our nations? This hatred? This Animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in beer?"
An English man, an American and an Arab were sitting in a bar talking about their families. The Englishman said,"I have 10 sons at home and if I had 1 more I"d have a football team."The American said,"I have 15 kids at home and if I had another I"d have an american football team."The Arab said," I have 17 wives at home. If I had one more I would have a golf course!"
Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?Because it"s full of Arab semen.