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How many Alzheimer"s patients does it take to change a lightbulb?To get to the other side.
The other week I made a joke about Alzheimer"s live on TV.You should have seen the envelopes I got.
Doctor: It"s bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer"s. Patient: Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don"t have cancer.
Roses are red,Violets are blue,I"ve got Alzheimer"s,This little piggy went to market.
This years Alzheimer"s Society annual fair will be a day to remember.
Do you want to join the Alzheimer"s protest march? If so, learn the chant..."What do we want?" "I don"t know!" "When do we want it?" "Want what?"
I thought I was getting Alzheimer"s until I found out that every time I fell asleep my wife was moving the bookmark forward 20 pages.Still I got her back by making her think she"s incontinent. Every time she falls asleep I piss on her lap.
I went to the doctors today.Turns out i have Chicken Pox and Alzheimer"s.But thats not all, I also have chicken pox
The well known phrase, "I" before "E" except after "C" usually applies, except in "Alzheimer"s"...What happened, did they forget?
They say laughter is the best medicine.My grandad has Alzheimer"s and we"ve been laughing at him for years and he hasn"t got any better.
Whats the worst thing about being told you have Alzheimers?
it doesn't just happen the once
A comedian did a turn at the Alzheimers annual party. he told the same joke a hundred times. Afterwards the chairman thanked him and said, "They were great jokes, I don't know how you remember them all."
Two elderly couples chatting. One of the men says: "We went to a great restaurant last night." "What's it called?" asked his pal. He racks his brain, then he says: "What's that red flower you give to someone you love?" "A rose," his mate says. "Rose," calls the man, "what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.