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Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old?Because he was a paedophile.
Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes.
Worst thing ever to hear on a plane."This is you captain speaking.....PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!!!!"(Mock the Week)
Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages.They"re calling it "Islam".
Personally, it"s not Allah I dislike, it"s his fan club I can"t stand.
Why are there no pictures of the prophet Muhammad?Because he"s an ugly cunt who fucks kids.
Apparantly Allah is having real problems at the moment. With so many suicide bombers, he is really struggling to find the 72 virgins that have been promised to each and every one of them. It"s getting so bad, he might even have to consider female virgins as a substitue.
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The danish newspaper editor who enraged muslims by printing a cartoon has apologised and said, it was never his intention to upset the muslim people.His new book "Allah is a cunt" goes on sale tomorrow.
A Muslim suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise. Once in paradise, he finds himself surrounded by 72 of the ugliest skanks anyone has ever laid eyes upon. A bemused Allah then says to him, "why do you think they"re still virgins?"