Advert jokes

• Has anyone else seen that advert for UKTV Style with the black man swinging about on monkey bars in his house? How long till do gooders start complaining?
• Confused.comThe premier destination for people looking for cheap car insurance,and for people looking for the addresses of the cunts that made those annoying fucking adverts.
• Has anyone seen the Knock-off Nigel ad on TV?That"s fucking terrible.The poor sod has to work with a couple of niggers.
• An old farmer"s dog goes missing and he is inconsolable.His wife says to him, "why don"t you put an ad in the paper to get him back".The farmer does this, but after two weeks the dog is still missing."What did you write in the paper?" asked his wife."Here boy," said the farmer.
• Saw an article in a woman"s magazine titled "All Men Are Liars". Which was strange because it was right next to an advert for Wonderbra.
• I"ve just test driven that Skoda that is made out of cake, the one from the television advert, and it drives just like any normal car, the only problems are that the brakes are a bit spongy, the jam is always on the radio and the fucking windows keep icing up.Same as a regular skoda...
• Have you seen that advert on TV by the NSPCC? It"s got that girl on who"s scared to go home because her dad does things to her that she doesn"t like.Kids today, eh? Disrespectful, arrogant, rude AND frigid.
• Nowadays these adverts don"t even make sense. The other day I saw this advert that said.The mother of all broadband!Virgin
• Good to see the Government hasn"t lost its sense of humour.According to the latest Home office advert, you need a license to employ people from outside the EU or they "won"t get through".Apart from the five million they missed, obviously.
• I saw a recent TV advert for blood donation, in which Sharon Osborne says " An anonymous blood donor saved my life."I really hope it wasn"t me- I"m certainly never giving blood again.
• ~Vote Labour~ And have a Nigger for a Neighbour! --Genuine Conservative Party slogan from the 1960s------------------------------------------------------Oh my god. I"ve just looked it up and it"s true. Peter Griffiths in 1964."If you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote Liberal or Labour."