Abortion jokes

• What do you call a man at an abortion clinic?Relieved.
• What do you call an abortion in Prague?A cancelled Czech.
• Americans seem angry about the new Gay Wedding cards. Wait until they see the Happy Abortion cards.
• I pick women up at the abortion clinic..Cause you know they fuck on the first date
• How does a pregnant black woman fight crime? With an abortion.
• Where does a female chav go to lose weight? The abortion clinic.
• Abortion: It really brings out the child in you.
• I used to get teased at school for being small, because I was born prematurely. My dad told me they were wrong, I just survived the abortion.
• Why is the Catholic clergy so opposed to abortion?Because it means there are less children to molest.
• Isn"t it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
• I"m volunteering at nights in an abortion clinic. It"s great. Not only do I get to meet loads of girls who are a bit slutty, but I know in advance that they"re not looking for anything too serious.
• Heard about the Irish abortion clinic?There"s a 12 month waiting list
• Why can"t you fool an aborted foetus?Because it wasn"t born yesterday.
• Condoms are getting bloody expensive these days. It"s actually cheaper just to fork out for the odd abortion now and then.
• What"s the difference between a television and my pregnant girlfriend?When I put a coathanger inside my pregnant girlfriend, I didn"t get a very good reception.