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What do you call a man at an abortion clinic?Relieved. What do you call an abortion in Prague?A cancelled Czech. Americans seem angry about the new Gay Wedding cards. Wait until they see the Happy Abortion cards. I pick women up at the abortion clinic..Cause you know they fuck on the first date How does a pregnant black woman fight crime? With an abortion. Where does a female chav go to lose weight? The abortion clinic. Abortion: It really brings out the child in you. I used to get teased at school for being small, because I was born prematurely. My dad told me they were wrong, I just survived the abortion. Why is the Catholic clergy so opposed to abortion?Because it means there are less children to molest. Isn"t it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic? I"m volunteering at nights in an abortion clinic. It"s great. Not only do I get to meet loads of girls who are a bit slutty, but I know in advance that they"re not looking for anything too serious. Heard about the Irish abortion clinic?There"s a 12 month waiting list Why can"t you fool an aborted foetus?Because it wasn"t born yesterday. Condoms are getting bloody expensive these days. It"s actually cheaper just to fork out for the odd abortion now and then. What"s the difference between a television and my pregnant girlfriend?When I put a coathanger inside my pregnant girlfriend, I didn"t get a very good reception.