911 jokes

• I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the fuck happened on the ninth of November anyway?
• Just a mere coincidence that the abbreviation for the war against terror is T.W.A.T? I think not.
• Happy twin towers day
• I awoke this morning with great sadness in my heart as I realised it was 9/11.I was sad because I was due in work at 9.....
• Why is being breast fed like the terrorist attacks of 9/11?Because at the time it was really enjoyable, although you would never admit it.
• Why are the New York police and firemen the finest in the world?Because you can now run them through a sieve.
• On the 10th of September, scientists in Switzerland put into motion an experiment to examine a big bang... is it just me or are they a day early?
• I love September 11th.On this day every year my Muslim neighbours make me apple crumble.
• Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board...Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fucking plane.
• Did you hear about the new service offered by United Airlines?Apparently, they now fly you directly to your workplace.
• It"s the seventh anniversary of 9/11 and there will only be one thing on American"s minds.Fucking Cheeseburgers!
• A Brummie goes to Ground Zero in New York one year after 9/11. Whilst there, he sees a fireman paying his respects. The Brummie says to him, "there were a lot of people that were very proud of what you guys did"."Thanks buddy," the fireman replies."You lot were bloody brave," the Brummie says."Thanks. Where are you from anyhow?" the fireman asks."Birmingham," he replies."Birmingham? What state"s that in?" asks the fireman.The Brummie looks around and replies, "about the same as this really..."
• Why couldn"t Superman save the Twin Towers? They weren"t wheelchair accessible.
• Once again, we have watched America come together to mourn the tragic events of November the 9th. Any way you look at it, it"s a damn tragedy. Either the whole fucking country is too stupid to successfully navigate the opening of a calendar, or it took the ignorant cunts two months to notice they were missing a couple of landmarks...
• The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don"t usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
• A man goes to the World Trade Center. He says "I want to buy a jumbo jet""We don"t sell jumbo jets here sir", was the reply."Well you"ve got one in the window!"